dEer fiends of da-da,
Ma dada neds a job. pweas giVe him a job so dat I can eat yummu tummy foods like micaroni and meetballs. he is very nice and makes me laugh. Te-he, I just wet my pampers.
Also, I have a boyfiend and his name is Alec. Mwah to Alec - xoxoxoxoxoxo