I dance.

Lindsay finds my dancing incredibly sexy, so you can imagine her joy when she came downstairs and found me dancing to the movie, High School Musical. “Oh, Baby. Oh, Baby. Oh, Baby.” Lindsay’s response was typical. In fact, I think she believes that I missed my calling in life. “You are a stud muffin, you big bad dancer you, no one does the lawn mower sexier than you,” she often says to me. Upon hearing this I normally reply, “if only the world could witness these moves.”** “The world is just not ready for you’re invisible sprinkler dance.” I think she might be right. ** Lindsay doesn’t let me dance in public. I think this is because she is protecting the hearts of ladies everywhere.

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[Mike]

too funny